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New Merch Lines! 

Hey friends, we're launching two new lines of merch - nice warm hoodies just in time for summer, matching T-shirts, and the ever popular coffee mugs! If your grandpa doesn't listen to Colton French you could simply get him a "Who The Hell is Colton French?" coffee mug! No doubt when he finds the answer to that question he'll want you to get a “My Grandpa Listens to Colton French” T-shirt to tell it the world! Currently only available online! Many thanks!

 

Now Offering Colton French Mugs! 

Hello friends, I am releasing my first item of merchandise! This 15 oz. mug runs for $14.95, features the cover of my first album on each side, and the black ceramic is microwave and dishwasher safe! This is the perfect vessel to complement your morning routine!  Only available on my site.

New Single - Nonetheless 

Not too long ago Magic Girl and I recorded a tune we had written together entitled Nonetheless. It’s a quaint analysis of the experience of parenthood. While I’m not a parent, she is and I found the anxieties and ambiguities she described as surrounding raising a child echoed a lot of those of other significant situations, although it appears to carry with it a unique connection to exhaustion that in order to understand properly I’m sure one would need to experience it. It really is a beautiful subject. All that said, the single, which is one of my favorite songs that I’ve contributed to, is available on iTunes. If you haven’t listened to Magic Girl yet, you’re missing out. Mary-Charlotte is a phenomenal musician and one of my best friends. You should buy her record, it’s a treat.

Here’s a YouTube link to Nonetheless, but you really should probably buy it. It’s not much but every bit helps! Thank you, friends.

Check Out Nonetheless Here!

 

Note: There are two Magic Girls. One is a rapper from California, and one is Mary-Charlotte. YouTube seems confused as to which is which, but our Magic Girl is most certainly not a rapper from California. That's not to throw shade at the other Magic Girl, who is by now probably aware of MC having the same nom de guerre, but to clarify. If you're into it buy the other Magic Girl's stuff too, she'd probably enjoy the patronage as well.

Back in the studio! 

Colton goes back in the studio today to break ground on his sophomore album! Information regarding the record will be disclosed as progress furthers.

Latest Track

All tracks showcased are featured on Colton’s self titled inaugural album, which can be purchased on iTunes and other digital retail sites!

Colton French

Colton French

Colton's self-titled inaugural album was released in March of 2018. It features twelve self-penned songs, as well as a heart-wrenching rendition of John Prine's "The Late John Garfield Blues".

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First Album Black Glossy Mug
  • First Album Black Glossy Mug

First Album Black Glossy Mug

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$14.95

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning coffee or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

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Who The Hell Is Unisex t-shirt
  • Who The Hell Is Unisex t-shirt

Who The Hell Is Unisex t-shirt

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$20.49

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Who The Hell Unisex Hoodie
  • Who The Hell Unisex Hoodie

Who The Hell Unisex Hoodie

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$29.95

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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Who The Hell Is Black Glossy Mug
  • Who The Hell Is Black Glossy Mug

Who The Hell Is Black Glossy Mug

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$14.95

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand-wash only

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My Grandpa Unisex t-shirt
  • My Grandpa Unisex t-shirt

My Grandpa Unisex t-shirt

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$19.95

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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My Grandpa Unisex Hoodie
  • My Grandpa Unisex Hoodie

My Grandpa Unisex Hoodie

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$29.95

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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My Grandpa White glossy mug
  • My Grandpa White glossy mug

My Grandpa White glossy mug

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$14.95

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

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